CLAUDIA CONNELL Imagines Harry’s Other Life As A Hairstylist For His Wife – .

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CLAUDIA CONNELL Imagines Harry’s Other Life As A Hairstylist For His Wife – .


When the Duke and Duchess of Sussex were named by Time Magazine as one of the ‘100 most influential people in the world’, their extraordinary cover photo drew a lot of mockery on social media.

Meghan, with a head full of voluminous hair, stood front and center as Harry crouched behind her, basking in her glow.

A comment that went viral observed that it looked like Harry was Meghan’s hairstylist, looking at himself in the mirror and talking to his client about what he had done. Here, CLAUDIA CONNELL imagines Harry’s other life – as his glamorous wife’s personal hairstylist. . .

Time mag cover – September 2021

So much volume – My masterpiece!

Time mag cover – September 2021

The world’s most influential couple or the sweet mom getting cut and colored at Montecito Mane Attraction, the city’s hottest salon?

“So I gave him the body we talked about without taking the length off. Look at this volume! It’s a lot, it’s really a lot. We opted for a center parting to frame your face – great for an era of visibility – and I’m just going to finish now with a hold spray. Don’t worry, it’s ozone friendly.

Dublin, Croke Park, July 2018

Dublin, Croke Park, July 2018

Hey i said don’t touch

Dublin, Croke Park, July 2018

“Hey, you’re old enough to know you have oils on your fingers that can transfer to your hair – those laid back beach waves don’t just do themselves, you know.

“I was up at 5 am to heat the big rollers. Loving that choppy bangs and blonde highlights, though – who did that?

Grenfell cookbook launch, September 2018

Grenfell cookbook launch, September 2018

Smooth it out

Grenfell cookbook launch, September 2018

‘Strong wind? This was not said on my weather app. Do I have time to get back to the car for the hairspray? No? OK, I’m just going to stay behind you and flatten your hair.

New Zealand, October 2018

New Zealand, October 2018

I won the most promising junior stylist’s gong

New Zealand, October 2018

“No one told me there would be a medal ceremony for the wobbly throw. Oh, “well-throw”. My mistake. I would have gone for a French fold if I had known – much easier to pass the ribbon.

“Speaking of awards, I won the Eton and Windsor area’s Most Promising Junior Stylist award in 2001. Look how far I’ve come.”

Tour of Morocco, February 2019

Tour of Morocco, February 2019

Frankly, ponytails look fabulous on you

Tour of Morocco, February 2019

“Don’t touch the hair! Don’t touch the hair!

‘Phew! No problem. No one cradles a pony like you, Meg. This Moroccan oil really did the trick to keep it in place. I’ll take more while I’m here. It is much cheaper than at home.

Cape Town, September 2019

Cape Town, September 2019

Honey i have my comb

Cape Town, September 2019

‘Oh my God! I’ll give you five minutes. What happened? Were you running towards wrestling again?

I told you before, okay, it’s much gentler on the hair. So where’s my comb? Let’s put those nasty stray dogs back in place.

Roundtable on Gender Equality, Windsor, October 2019

Roundtable on Gender Equality, Windsor, October 2019

Yes, loving strands really work

Roundtable on Gender Equality, Windsor, October 2019

“I left for a messy up-do. It says “Serious World Leader,” but the alluring strands hanging down the front also say, “I’m always fun to be around, I’m approachable, and I’m just a working mom like you. “

“It also lengthens your neck. I would have opted for other trendy earrings to highlight it, but what do I know? “

Share an umbrella, 2020

Share an umbrella, 2020

Under my dryer

Share an umbrella, 2020

‘Rai n, the second worst barber nemesis that always leads to frizz – the ultimate barber nemesis. We need one of those big transparent Fulton umbrellas that Grandma Queenie has. They fall right over your head, but the adoring audience can still see you and see where the color band of the brolly matches your outfit.

Cape Town, September 2019

Cape Town, September 2019

This style is not my cup of tea

Cape Town, September 2019

“I know you like it long, but we’ve got to cut those dry ends – look, they’re almost hanging down in your tea.” Too much weight, pull hair down – I have my scissors in my pocket, two inches from the ends, what are you saying? No? OKAY . . . You are the boss. ‘

Cape Town, South Africa, September 2019

Cape Town, South Africa, September 2019

Let me leaf through it a bit

Cape Town, South Africa, September 2019

‘How are you? Do you need dry shampoo? I can’t help but touch it, it’s so soft, not like my Brillo tampon. These guys from L’Oreal will come up with a deal – and you’re really worth it. ‘

Pregnancy announcement, February 2021

Pregnancy announcement, February 2021

Lap up my head massage, it’s included in the price

Pregnancy announcement, February 2021

“Would you like a head massage today?” This is included in the price. How is this pressure for you? I put in a treatment because it was a bit dry. All the products I used today are available at checkout, Chantelle-Marie has them all packed and ready to go – there is no obligation, although we are offering 20% ​​off today . ‘

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