We watch the fools in charge of our country sink even deeper into the madness, and as we watch this we feel a duty to follow their decline. We do this to assemble a permanent historical record of insanity, if only for the enjoyment of future generations. Last night we thought we were at an all time high when we told you Willie Brown’s girlfriend decided she knows more about COVID than the doctors and nurses treating him.
That would be Kamala Harris – a person with no adult skills, who doesn’t know how to pronounce his own first name – now gives medical directives to doctors and demands that they obey. The media, meanwhile, seem to think this is perfectly normal. This is how things got crazy. And yet, everything seems to be accelerating.
Today the Secretary of Defense appeared in public in a suit: it’s Mr. Lloyd Austin, ladies and gentlemen, the man in charge of our weapons systems. What is he doing ? Is that a welding mask? A dental visor? Did Lloyd Austin brush his teeth this morning? No. Looks like Austin is just terrified of COVID. So why isn’t he losing weight? A little weight, actually. Good question. That would be the rational answer, so of course he didn’t even think about it.
Lloyd Austin received the vaccine, but he is still so petrified by the crown that he put a windshield on his face and demanded that all his dedicated little minions do the same. A whole army of dental hygienists. Attention, China. If you move against Taiwan, we’ll scrape the tartar off your molars.
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And yet, even after all of these comically elaborate precautions, Lloyd Austin still looks scared for his life. He claps people’s hands instead of shaking them. How long before Lloyd Austin wears surgical gloves in the shower and zippered trash bags around his feet? The US military is led by a neurotic cat woman.
Our whole government is at this point. Today, Nancy Pelosi, 81, announced that anyone caught without a paper obedience mask in the House of Representatives would face arrest. Finally, a crime that Democrats plan to punish. Science demands this answer, Pelosi explained. It’s directly from the CDC.
Ah good? No offense to Nancy Pelosi, but we thought we should check it out for ourselves. So we did. And that’s what the CDC said, “Thank you for your request. The first release of this CDC data comes tomorrow.
Let’s be clear: Now you can be arrested for breaking science guidelines that scientists haven’t explained. Your kids will suffocate in class ten hours a day, all next year, and no one will tell you why it’s necessary. At this point, you probably had an idea of what was going on: Teacher unions want this to happen. Therefore, this happens. In other words, government by the worst people in the land. Someone is going to write a bitterly hilarious book about all of this someday. Too bad Evelyn Waugh is gone.
When this book is finally written, Rep. Jerry Nadler from New York will likely play a part in it. He will be a character. On many different levels, Mr. Nadler is – as they say in the epidemiological community – “at risk” for COVID. He’s old and he loves donuts. Now, we don’t judge any of these things for a second. On the other hand, we are not the COVID cops. Nancy Pelosi is. She’s the leader of the force, except when she’s at the barber, and yet Chef Pelosi lets Jerry Nadler skate. Montana Rep Matt Rosendale only has footage of Nadler walking through the Capitol without a mask. His face is naked to the world. A crime in progress. But no arrest. The criminal fled.
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That’s enough to make you wonder if Democrats could use COVID for political advantage. Why wouldn’t they do it? The pandemic has been terribly good for Democrats so far. Their allies in the federal bureaucracy helped create the virus in the first place, with gruesome taxpayer-funded experiments in China. Once the virus got here, they panicked all the way to the White House and control of Congress, not to mention a socialized economy. Now they’re betting the coronavirus will help them hold onto power forever. Could this really be what is happening? Let’s see. Go to a quiet place for a minute and think carefully about the past 18 months. All. Including the part where they told you the BLM riots couldn’t spread the riots.
What do you conclude? Yes. This is exactly what is happening. The question is, why are Republicans in Congress still playing with him? Because they’re afraid of being called science deniers by people who think men can have babies? Because they’re worried that Willie Brown’s girlfriend will say something mean about them on MSNBC? Seriously? What is happening here?
Today, Representative Chip Roy from Texas, who looks more and more like a hero, confronted Republican Leader Kevin McCarthy about it. Why do we let Nancy Pelosi politicize science to create a one-party state? He asked. According to Politico, McCarthy didn’t really have an answer. He said he plans to become Speaker of the House himself one day.
Maybe he will. But what’s the use of running a country that no longer functions like America?
Today, Joe Biden announced that the COVID vaccine – which, let’s remember, still has not been approved by the FDA – is now, nonetheless, mandatory for all federal workers, as well as federal contractors and the forces. armies. It is several million people. Meanwhile, companies like Google, Facebook, Netflix, and the Washington Post have all announced identical mandates. None will grant exemptions to the millions of Americans who have already recovered from COVID, have active antibodies and don’t need the vaccine – and by the way, maybe shouldn’t have it. What is the rationale for this? Joe Biden explained.
JOE BIDEN: And I hope all Americans who live in areas with high or high case rates will follow the mask guidelines set by the CDC. I definitely will, and I did because it’s one of those areas in Washington. And at my decision, at my direction, all federal personnel and visitors to federal buildings will have to do the same.
Washington, DC is a COVID hotspot, according to the credit card specialist turned epidemiologist. What does that mean? We have checked. It turns out that the District of Columbia has recorded a total of two deaths from COVID in the past two weeks. How much is it ? During the same period, many more people in the city were murdered. The crime epidemic is far more dangerous to humans in Washington than COVID is.
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But Biden doesn’t send the National Guard to protect DC’s slums to prevent people from being murdered. It requires injections of an experimental vaccine. It is not normal. People should never be forced to take medicine they don’t want or need. It is a fundamental principle. It’s not just a preference. Everything is based on that. And the overwhelming majority of Americans agree with it. An overwhelming majority on both sides. And here’s the amazing thing: suddenly you can’t say it out loud anymore.
Charlie Kirk of Turning Point USA recently posted on social media noting that Americans have the right to choose what drugs are injected into their bodies.
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“Let me do my own thing,” Kirk’s post read. Facebook immediately censored it. “This is wrong,” Facebook wrote. “Independent fact-checkers say this information has no factual basis. ”
It is no longer correct to believe that you can control what the government injects into your body. Do you want to live in a place like this?
This article is adapted from Tucker Carlson’s opening commentary on the July 29, 2021 edition of “Tucker Carlson Tonight”.