Police smash ‘exorcism’ in US Home Depot lumber lane – National – .

Police smash ‘exorcism’ in US Home Depot lumber lane – National – .

A word of warning to anyone building a deck in Pennsylvania: your wood could be demon possessed. And if so, you can blame the interference of the local police.

Authorities put an end to an attempted exorcism in the wooded driveway of a Home Depot in Dickson City, Pa. On Monday, according to a bizarre line included in the police department’s daily Facebook log.

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Officers from Dickson City showed up at the Home Depot around 3:30 p.m. Monday for a call about “messy people” in the store, according to the blotter.

Two individuals were “undergoing an exorcism in the wood driveway for dead trees,” police wrote.

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The potential exorcists were two men dressed in black, according to Dickson City Police Chief William Bilinski. The two men were “singing and moaning” in the driveway in the woods and “seemed to be trying to perform an exorcism,” Bilinski told the Scranton Times-Tribune.

Another officer told Philly Voice that it was a “such a session for the dead.”

The humans were escorted out of the building – but it is not known if the alleged evil spirits were brought back to hell.

There is no indication that the exorcism has anything to do with a recent drop in the price of timber.

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Store staff declined to comment.

Authorities did not say why the men believed the wood could be possessed.

No human or haunted two-fours have been charged in connection with the incident.

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