#HotTig starts trending on social media after Tig Notaro showed up in Army of the Dead trailer, even more fox than usual

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#HotTig starts trending on social media after Tig Notaro showed up in Army of the Dead trailer, even more fox than usual


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This week, Netflix released a trailer for Zack Snyder Army of the dead, a heist movie set in the middle of a zombie apocalypse except that the zombies are Mad Max Supplements. Army of the dead Originally co-starring comedian Chris D’Elia, but after being accused of sexually harassing underage girls (charges that now extend to child pornography), Snyder cut him out of the film, engaging Tig Notaro to replace him. But we’re not here to talk about it, or to discuss the trailer – which looks like rubbish – no, we’re here to discuss one thing and only one: Hot Tig Notaro. After the trailer was released, the internet was on fire with flame emojis as #HotTig started trending. Because Tig, who has always been quite cunning, appeared in the Army of the dead trailer looking like this:

Hot tig

People had great feelings about this photo. A lot of people were suddenly questioning their sexuality. Here it is as a GIF.

Look, it’s not complicated. Sexuality is a spectrum, and somewhere on that spectrum is “Tig Notaro in the Army of the dead trailer ”and the sooner we accept it, the sooner we can all move on. Do you know how hot this pic is? It’s so hot I don’t care that she smokes a white tip cigar and I hate white tip cigars. There are a lot of bad smells in the world, but white tips are some of the worst. I will walk in your haze of cigarette smoke or weed without complaint, but I will cross the street to escape the stench of a white tipped cigar. But not if Tig Notaro smokes it. I had pulled that foul-smelling smoke right out of her mouth and was saying thank you afterwards. Here’s another photo of Tig smoking a white tip:

Hot tig

Yeah, still hot.

It’s not only Army of the dead, But. Because Tig has been in the service of the space facing Discovery of Star Trek for a few years. See:

Hot tig

Hot Space Tig walked so Hot Army Tig could run!

I’m not saying it’s a coincidence that a week after Science discovered the tantalizing possibility of new forces at play in the universe, Hot Tig appeared on the timeline, but neither am I. I don’t know anything about particle physics, but I find the timing of these two events VERY SUSPICIOUS. Like maybe the universe is trying to tell us something, and something is: Tig Notaro is hot. Well, we’ve seen the LIGHT. The truth of the universe has been revealed. Tig Notaro is HOT and people SHOOK. Hot Tig has changed the shape of the universe, and we will never be the same again.

Hot tig

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