Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth has stepped out of the palace for official duties for the first time in a year, so things are improving or it is a harbinger of doom. Who can really tell at this point? After a year of strict Covid-19 lockdown and a very tense interview that reminded everyone that the royal family is historically racist, the Queen undertook her first task in person: visiting the Air Force Memorial at Runnymede “to mark the centenary of the Royal Australian Air Force”, Reuters reports. The appearance was very dignified and hygienic with the queen dressed to kill as usual. However, in her speech, she failed to mention crucial information that everyone in the world should be made aware of immediately.
This information is how, when and where to buy the Queen’s 95th Birthday Teacup and Cutlery Collection. That’s right, royal hypebeasts, it’s time for the limited drop of a few sick mugs, tea towels and ornaments.
The set, released by the Royal Collection Trust last week, is currently available online at the Royal Collection Shop ahead of the Queen’s birthday on April 21, well done to my fellow Taurus. This collection is so pink and so floral that it is as if Barbie has vomited on porcelain dishes, added a royal coat of arms and put a price tag on it. In other words, it’s grossly overkill.
Imperialism aside, it’s a pretty big achievement for anyone who turns 95 and continues to ‘work’, so while I will continue to stare at the Queen with a little sidelong eye, I can now do it. make sipping coffee from my queen-shaped ‘mug’, which appears to be British to the cup.