A cosmetic surgery company named Longevita has apparently done this “search” – basically to see how many times certain bald male celebrities have been Google searched for “sexy” – and voila, they say, the Duke of Cambridge is out in the lead.
It’s unclear what the parameters of this deep scalp dive were – like the dates or times they searched for – but Longevita claims Billy here had been called “sexy” in blog and website descriptions around. 17.6 million times… again, no other context Beyond that.
As for who his finalists were, ”Longevita said Mike Tyson came in second with 8.8 million search results (uh, okay), Jason Statham 3rd at 7.4m (hmm), Pitbull 4th at 5.4 m (really ??), MJ 5th at 5.3m (fair enough) … and other guys who followed included Floyd Mayweather, John Travolta, Bruce Willis, Dwyane Johnson and vin Diesel – in this order.
Safe to say… Twitter had a LOT to say about this, especially on behalf of the “Criminal Minds” star Shemar Moore – which was obviously completely excluded from the list. In the collective mind of the tweeters, that in itself was a slap in the face. One user wrote: “Is Shemar Moore f ***** dead?” “
Not only did some feel that Shemar was totally snubbed – Longevita even looked for him, we wonder – but many others are outraged that The Rock or Vin Diesel aren’t higher on the list … because they’re iconic for their hot bald looks.
It seems like people (UK) have spoken – it should be noted that Longevita is a UK based company. Anyway… go ahead, guys, because here is white ball royalty.