Skull Session: Antigen testing is a game-changer for Big Ten, Dwayne Haskins Deliciously Trolls Michigan and NCAA give players day off for election

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Football is back, which means Mark Pantoni must find a new reason to exist online.

When your wife blows up your social media presence habits, you know you need to make a change. I went, Mark. Was there.

Word of the day: Extol.

THAT SOUND … OPTIMISTIC? I’m not going to lie, after all these hellish months I’m not sure how to handle the optimism at this point. But if such a thing still exists today, it is certainly a source for it.

In other words, this is how the Big Ten is going to avoid the situations that we have already seen in other schools where entire groups of positions have to be quarantined. This also means that it is very unlikely that they will need to cancel or postpone games.

All of these things are very good things and I’m glad they exist! Sensational. What a delicious change of pace.

30 YEARS MORE. As hilarious as it sounds, the only way Michigan can avoid an unbalanced loss to Ohio State this year is if the game just doesn’t happen.

Things looked risky on that front for about a month, but now that The Game is back on, Michigan is in trouble. And no one can talk about it more than one of the newest wolverine harvesters.

My only question is, what does he think he’s going to change in the next 30 years?

OSU FEELING FRISKY. We have no idea what the Ohio State schedule looks like, but we do know football is back!

And the Ohio state calendar page… perfectly reflects that?

To be fair, “Football Is Back” would likely put up more fighting than at least 70 percent of the Big Ten conference. Maybe it would be an asset to increase the schedule.

VOTE. The NCAA officially gives all of its athletes a day off from practice, practice, play or any other team activity on Election Day because this is America and civic engagement is how we let’s operate as a society.

Kudos to the NCAA for doing the right thing here. I guess every once in a while a blind squirrel finds a nut.

SONG OF THE DAY. “Heart of glass” by Blondie.

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