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It’s time to release the tequila, #TeamDenise. On a big day for Real Housewives news, Variety reports that the one and only Denise Richards will not return the real housewives of beverly hills. After a controversial season that saw Denise unwittingly but gloriously become the center of the drama due to an affair with former housewife Brandi Glanville, a representative for Richards has confirmed that she will no longer appear on the show. reality show, which was the top ranked cable show on Wednesday night. In many ways, Denise’s departure was written in the stars a long time ago, as resident historian of Vulture’s housewives Brian Moylan accurately noted that Denise was an existential threat to the entire franchise. . Put simply, the franchise needed her more than she needed the franchise, and as such, she walks away into the sunset, following in the footsteps of the recently departed New York housewife. Dorinda Medley. We will no longer hear tales of Denise’s husband Aaron and his massive ding-a-long, nor see Denise ordering her signature drink, a Casamigos Reposado (not Blanco), in denim shorts and a sane top. Denise, we hope you will rest after wearing alone The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills on your back this entire season. Three cheers for Denise Richards. Bravo, Bravo, fucking Bravo.