Gossip Girl’s Best Insults About Serena


Let’s face it: Serena was one of the worst characters in Gossip Girl.

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She seemed to have put everything back, she rarely took responsibility for her actions, she pretended to be the “nice” despite the intrigue almost as much as Blair, and she acted as if she owned everyone with whom she had dated.

I must admit that I took some pleasure in seeing her put in her place. (Don’t pretend you didn’t.) Let me tell you about the best times when the other characters have shown Serena no mercy.


When Blair reminded Serena of the state of her life:

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“Life is a bit like summer for you” – if not the most accurate statement about Serena’s life …


… And then I didn’t even let it recover before I burn it again:

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Blair said it like it was.


When Georgina clearly expressed her feelings:

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It turned out that Georgina was not lying. Take this, Serena!


When Dan made fun of Serena’s pampered education:

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But let’s not forget that Dan also had a super privileged life and lived in a nice loft in Brooklyn. But this is an article for another time.


When Blair was not afraid to tell Serena the truth:


…More than one time:

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She also managed to roast all of the teenage drama characters.


When she called Serena again to be the same person she was in high school:

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Season 5 Blair didn’t shoot any punches.


When Nate didn’t let Serena go down so easily when she broke up with him:

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I almost applauded when he said that.


When the director of the Serena secondary school came to roast her choice at the college:

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Then she moved away !!! Mic fell.


When Blair roasted the taste of Serena in men:

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Yes, I know Blair went out later with Dan, but we’re going to pretend that didn’t happen.


And again, when she found out that Dan and Serena were back together:

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We love a supportive friend who keeps it always real !!


When Serena filmed Dan while they were having sex without her consent so she could send him to Gossip Girl and take revenge on Blair, then had the audacity to use it to say that she and Dan were supposed to be:

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It was one of the few times I was 100% in agreement with Dan.


When the gang found out that Serena was faking her identity, so they played the game while hinting at the truth to her new guy:

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I wish we had more examples of Georgina insulting Serena. His insults were the best.


When Serena was not even within earshot and Chuck felt the need to roast her for making her meet her mother:

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Serena had to stop mixing !!


And then Serena tried to intervene and force Chuck to speak to her, and Blair put her in her place:

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An iconic line that should have been spoken more than once.


When Serena (rightly) claimed that she hadn’t kissed Nate and Dan, and they (rightly) called her for all of her delusional past behavior:

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Juliette may have made her guilty that night, but Serena was totally responsible for everything she did before.


And then Blair dragged her to hell for always blaming others:

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Again, Juliette was partially responsible, but there was a reason why all of Serena’s friends thought she was capable of being such a slut! Because it was totally character!


When again, Serena was not even there and Eric literally read her life:

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Juliette’s plan only worked because it made Serena feel like she was doing exactly what she always did.


When Blair called Serena OUT for appearing randomly everywhere:

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You can’t show up at someone’s house, Serena!


And Dan too, although a little more playful:

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She never called in advance !!!


When Serena was eviscerated by her own mother:

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It was true!!! Serena could have been alone for a while.


When Blair clearly expressed his feelings about Serena’s new profession:

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Side note: I’m obsessed with Blair’s dress here.


And then gave him a compliment in return a breath later:


When Dan completely destroyed Serena’s whole life in one sentence:


When Blair was directly with her:

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I still don’t know how Serena got into Brown.


And also summed up Serena’s personality in a few words:


When Serena gave Gossip Girl pages from Blair’s diary and Blair succinctly summarized her feelings about it:


And finally, when Dan simultaneously praised Serena and raised her concerns:

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Not really a roast, but still … he didn’t really need to talk about Serena’s still fresh dad’s problems in a playful conversation.

Me after reading all of this:

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