Of course, the Vitality Stadium is currently closed to supporters, with all Premier League matches taking place behind closed doors.
Cherries’ supporter called the talkSPORT Breakfast Show to evacuate his side to relegation.
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And McCoist asked, “Hello Chris… were you there last night? ”
A somewhat bewildered Chris replied, “No, no, no, no …”
The conversation continued from there when the fan asked for boss Eddie Howe to be sacked and replaced by Sam Allardyce.
After the interview ended, host Alan Brazil and guest Jamie O’Hara replayed the clip to laugh out loud in the studio – except McCoist.
The former Scottish attacker, broadcasting from his home, then left to make a cup of tea and it was only then that he understood why he had become the subject of jokes.
Rushing to his microphone, McCoist could barely keep in touch as he said, “By the way, listen, I can’t believe this.
“I’m over there making myself a cup of tea, no, and I say, ‘Why are they making fun of me ?!’ ”
“Why are they making fun of me asking this boy if he was at the game last night?
At this point, McCoist laughs.
But he pretty much manages to keep going, admitting, “It’s just recorded.
“Aww dude … I had the biggest nightmare ever!
“I’m not kidding, I’m sitting at the sink making a cup of tea, thinking,: Why are these two bandits making fun of me? ”
You can listen to the full exchange above.