The TikTok star who is destroyed for his subway prank ass says he is sorry, but a bit like his cascade of cereals … the excuses miss the target. As we reported … the prankster TikTok, @fckjoshy, threw a large plastic tub full of fruity pebbles and milk on the floor of a New York subway train on Wednesday. The powerfully funny gesture was rightly condemned by Internet users, the city’s public transport agency … and we learned that the NYPD was also investigating. So Fckjoshy posted a video Thursday in an apparent attempt to admit his mistake and apologize to MTA, essential workers and everyone he touched with his prank… but people don’t really buy it. He claims he thought the blow would be something to make people laugh and bring joy during the COVID-19 pandemic, but instead he was “far from the target” and “exceeded the limit” . Joshy continues to call himself an “idiot of shit,” “No. 1 public enemy,” and says he wishes people could slap him. Okay, that part of the apology he nailed down. He also read 50 hate comments – fairly fairly – and insisted that he take them all to heart. Maybe it is, but it didn’t look like that. Viewers are, of course, skeptical of Joshy’s intentions – but be careful with yourself and be the judge. Take 2, Joshy?