Although “Stuck With U” is just usable as a pop song, it is at least a big improvement over this other product from the locking culture of the wealthy, celebrities chanting “Imagine”. Instead of a bad interpretation of a great classic, Grande and Bieber offer a new song with a pleasantly retro doo-wop vibe. Instead of Pollyannaish’s optimism, they sound a resigned note: “Lock the door and throw the key away / I can’t fight this anymore / It’s just you and me.” And where Gal Gadot and his friends sought to comfort the masses with front camera selfies, Grande and Bieber’s video team is organizing fan-generated footage to include people from many walks of life. It is of course useful that “Stuck With U” is a charitable bachelor benefiting the First Responders Children’s Foundation. Ah – the sweet noise of crossing a low bar.