Nassau County chiefs want their residents to kick each other if they have to, but dare not go and touch them … tennis balls, of course. Hey, no laughs! That’s pretty much how it sounded when the county director Laura Curran gave an overview of how Nassau would navigate the reopening of the tennis courts there, and what the new regulations would be when handling each other’s balls. Again … tennis balls. In fact, you can tell that Curran was doing his best to get the word “tennis” in every time she spoke of “balls”, but eventually she slipped … can kick other people’s balls (flip to the owner if they turn around, that’s what she meant), but there should be no contact with said bullets! It had a nice laugh from the crowd listening, and finally … Curran herself cracked too. She said she was going to blush and again made another reference to the bullets that made everyone laugh a little. Who Said We Go Beyond Sophomorical Humor ?! It’s the biggest ball moment since the classic “SNL”… of course we’re talking about Alec BaldwinThis is the famous sketch “Schweddy Balls”, where then too, it was balls galore. Now serving a classic ball joke. Handle with care, please.