“I’m pleased to announce, Colin, that America is now number one in the world for coronaviruses,” said Trump. When Jost said he seemed “almost excited about it,” the president added, “Well, my approval ratings are going up, my TV ratings are through the roof and every night at 7:00 p.m. . all of New York applauds and applauds for the great work I do. “
“Yeah, I don’t know if this is for you, man,” Che replied before asking Trump what his latest advice is for Americans, “because it seems to change every 24 hours. “
“This is a bad question, you are very mean,” said Trump. “I have always been consistent. I always said it was a giant hoax that we had to take seriously. Even if it was invented by the Democrats. Impeachment part two. Everyone should wash their hands or not. He then advised the Americans to listen to the “experts”: Sean Hannity, Jared Kushner and the guy from MyPillow.When asked why he stopped calling COVID-19 the “Chinese virus,” said Trump, “I had to turn down ethnic insults after finding out that everything we need to survive the virus is made in China.”
Finally, Trump conveyed this inspiring message to the nation: “At times like this, we must unite as a nation because no matter how different we are, all Americans can agree on one thing. Carole Baskin definitely fed her husband with these tigers. “
He signed saying, “All absentee ballots are covered with coronavirus. Happy Easter, everyone! “
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