Chris D’Elia has a wild tale that is almost too funny to believe … a local cashier hooked it up with toilet paper because of his fame, treating the hole as precious jar books. The comedian went to Instagram on Saturday with his story, telling his supporters that he had walked around an LA store – didn’t say which one – and asked the guy up front if they had any paper toilet in stock. a question that has become too common these days. Chris says the guy started to get super shaded and then led him to the back of the store … where he claims to have emerged with a high-end 24 TP pack, which was clearly hidden / hoarded by the general public. The guy would have told Chris he was a big fan. Not only that … but Chris says the guy gave him the whole pack for free – why not?!? As the CD says… it will look very nice in the weeks to come. Hooray !!! Chris says he knew his comedy would pay off at some point, and it seems to be the case during these most difficult times. And, with regard to toilet paper become just as coveted like drugs … something like that has been predicted before by the great Robin Williams. If Chris’s story is true and he’s not just working on new stuff, we’re officially at the top of the era.