Remember in February when Peter Weber’s season The single person broadcast? I think it was about 10 years ago? Yeah, well, he’s still here to have the ~ most dramatic season of all time ~, and that fucking show isn’t even broadcast any more. As a reminder, Peter got engaged to Hannah Ann Sluss:
Then he broke up with her dramatically:
And then he came back with Madison:
Only to break up with her, like, two days later:
You think Peter would like to take a break from romance after ending two consecutive relationships, but apparently not, because now he’s dating Kelley Flanagan. Or, at least, it seems safe to presume they’re dating based on a mountain of evidence that we’re about to dive into. It all started during the “Women Tell All”….
February 25, 2020
Kelley posts this photo, proving she was in Los Angeles for Women tell it all recording. It will become important in a moment!
Meanwhile, the Internet realizes that every member of Peter’s family follows Kelley on Instagram. Sus.
March 2, 2020
the “Women Tell All” airs and fans immediately notice that Kelley has disappeared. What seems extremely odd considering she was in Los Angeles during the recording? If you were hiding Bachelor fan accounts at that time you Probably remember that people were convinced that Peter and Kelley were secretly connecting and that the producers didn’t want her in the audience, because that would give the end.
March 10, 2020
The special “After the Final Rose” is aired on ABC, and for some reason, Kelley is in the audience. Bachelor Nation remains convinced that something bizarre is happening.
March 11, 2020
Barb, Peter’s mother, slips into Kelley’s Instagram comments so that CRYSTAL CLEAR with whom she wants her son to be with him (reminder: he was dating Madison at the time). She directly calls Kelley “The most beautiful, elegant, elegant and intelligent girl in the world !!!! “
I’m really lol.
March 12, 2020
Reality Steve responds to rumors that Kelley and Peter are connecting:
“Let’s say that since the Super Bowl weekend (just a few days after he ended his engagement to Hannah Ann), there have been rumors that Peter spent the weekend with Kelley. I don’t know if we can exclude them. “
Meanwhile, Kelley stops rumors that E! New, saying:
” I’ve heard that. I heard that I was pregnant and I also heard that I am with Peter right now. I’m not with Peter. I promise I won’t go out with Peter. I don’t go out with Peter. ”
March 25, 2020
The photos of Kelley and Peter hanging out in Chicago while everyone is supposed to be social distanced (ugh, guys). He is caught spinning it over his shoulder, and of course Bachelor Nation loses it (including Hannah Ann, who quickly deletes all of his IG photos of Peter):
April 2, 2020
Okay, a LOT come down on that fateful day. Not only are fans finding out that Peter is posting TikToks from Kelley’s house based on the weird carpet he’s standing on:
On top of that, Clay Harbor, another Bachelor Nation star (who relaxed Peter and Kelley in Chicago) blew up his seat during Instagram Live, directly saying “yes” when asked if they go out:
As of yet, Peter and Kelley haven’t told the fans if they are officially official, but we can all agree that the evidence adds up, right? Cool, excuse me now while I eat my third lunch of the day.